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I always go to a tire shop on New Years Eve. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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That way I know I'll always start off on a Goodyear!

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Like Mom always used to say (media.piefed.world)

submitted 2 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (startrek.website)

submitted 2 days ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What breed of dog is magic? (feddit.uk)

submitted 1 week ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Labracadabrador!

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The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental (lemy.lol)

submitted 1 week ago by Krauerking@lemy.lol to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemy.lol/post/57905371

You guys groaned enough at my last pun so have another.

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groan alone (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/57150383

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(cue "The X Files" song playing on a kazoo) (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Snap, Crackle, and Pop Are Dead. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Cops suspect a cereal killer.

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How do Santa's reindeer decorate their Christmas Trees? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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With horn-aments!

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I drew Mark Hamill on my wife's forehead while she was asleep. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You should have seen the Luke on her face.

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Why did Santa's little helper go to therapy? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he had low Elf-esteem!

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Pregnancy can also be refered to as the Egyptian flu. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they'll become a mummy.

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Merry Christmas you filthy animal (media.piefed.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/710052

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TIL that you can take a canoe, flip it upside down, and wear it as a hat….. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because its capsized....

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Did you hear about the new breakfast meal McDonalds has introduced in Germany? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's called the egg mit muffin.

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Where do Santa's reindeer get their coffee? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Star-bucks!

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What do you call someone whose keys go missing at the beach? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cornshark@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A shore loser

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Why was the snowman digging through a basket of carrots? 🥕 (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was picking his nose. ⛄️

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Why does your father find all these jokes funny? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Antagnostic@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tap for spoiler

Because he has a really dad sense of humor.

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What did the earthquake say to the tsunami? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's not my fault.

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What is Santa's favorite metal band? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Sleigh-er! 🤘🎅

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My box of old batteries. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Or is this more of an uncle joke?

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What a bargain! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The elf-abet!

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also doubles as "classic rock" (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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