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Did you hear about the climber who collapsed on Mt Everest? (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Authorities just found Himalayan there....

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At the ATM (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Did you know that Big Foot often gets confused for Sasquatch? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Yeti never complains!

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When I was growing up, I was and believed the USA was the greatest country in the world. But something always nagged on me about it.. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Then why did they create the USB

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Scientists are getting tired of watching the earth spin... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So they're calling it a day.....

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You know what they call those containers that come with the breast pumps? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tanks for the mammaries

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What is this new wave or phase of people not liking frozen water anymore? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I thought everyone loved ICE

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What's the best type of movie about waterfowl? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A duck-umentary!

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One thing I've always wondered about the Little Miss Muffet story... (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Did the spider get in the whey?

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I’ve consumed a lot of yogurt in my life (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I consider myself a man of cultures ..

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How does the Easter Chick 🐣 bake an Easter cake 🎂 ? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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From scratch!

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Some light reading (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44941422

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What do you call a famously big basketball player at an electronics shop with his atoms decaying? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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RadioShaqtive

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Why does the Easter Bunny have such great complexion? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She eggs-foliates!

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Give the thieves a break (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by Greg@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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This One Went Over My Head (media.piefed.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by other_cat@piefed.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What do you call a pay toilet? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Johnny Cash

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Bread in captivity (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I just accidentally glued my thumb and index finger together. I was starting to panic and then I realized..... (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Everything was going to be okay 👌

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What's the best thing about a test tube baby? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You get a womb with a view.

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You should always use a credit card when you buy any type of battery... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They work better when they're charged...

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Did you know I studied Dad Jokes in college? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I majored in Sigh-cology!

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Did you see what that marine craft dealership salesman did during the halftime show? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was showboating.

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It's finally arrived. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 week ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Why can’t you pamper a cow to much ? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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All you will get is spoiled milk

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