He says he can't. I'm so bummed.

This club can't even Handel me right now

Joke, joke, jooooooooooke.

The Captain’s log

They'll just wash up on shore later.

Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they're very good at it.

Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

My dog said, they're lying I don't even have a bike!

Mississippi.

I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.

Just swim across--the crocodiles are still at the meeting.

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13365174

Carson.

It's four good caws!

but they couldn't start because someone was missing. Who was it?

It was the giraffe. It's still stuck in the fridge.

Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.

Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

He's a sail ant

Paranormal pants.

Five Guys.

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/42084543

Talking about sexruleity

Apparently he only does odd jobs.