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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 10 hours ago by produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's a Faux Pa

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Opposites (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 days ago by lemmyng@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

3 comments fedilink

Strum-boli.

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Vacation (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19436480

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I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.

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Where the robber meets the road (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's strange there's a Summer and Winter Olympics ... (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 days ago by perishthethought@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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... when spring and fall are the things athletes do most.

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Going in circles (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Nightmare prevention (lemmy.zip)

submitted 4 days ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/22056049

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What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do whenever they have an argument before a concert? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

1 comments fedilink

Make-up and KISS!

If you make it with ostrich eggs (fedia.io)

submitted 5 days ago by Nougat@fedia.io to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

2 comments fedilink

is it called an "omel"?

What's the most edible moon? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

8 comments fedilink

Ensaladus

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I would tell you a joke about corn (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But it's to corny

i like this (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Braking Bad (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

7 comments fedilink

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How embarrassing (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

8 comments fedilink

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Dealing with a spider (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

8 comments fedilink

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Ain't no one (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/26813597

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Whenever I go to see a psychic, they're always angry or depressed. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

4 comments fedilink

I never get a happy medium.

What do you call an acid with a bad attitude? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

4 comments fedilink

A-mean-o acid.

Autocorrect made me say things... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

3 comments fedilink

...that I didn't Nintendo.

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I saw a microbiologist today. (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 week ago by retrolasered@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

3 comments fedilink

Was much bigger than I expected.

Why was the envelope feeling so confident going into his job interview? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 week ago by odigo2020@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

1 comments fedilink

He was addressed for success!

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The plot thickens! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

3 comments fedilink

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Seize the fray (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

8 comments fedilink

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