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When asked to elaborate further, he took an inhumanly large bong rip, kicked off his Birkenstocks, and fell asleep.

In accordance with The Order ov the P∴P∴

ALIEN.BAT

I would like to personally thank both @qrstuv and @pmjv for reminding me how fun it is to generate content, particularly character sketching.

I've spent years involved in other forms of creativity, but there's really something fun and magical about drawing things.

I would like to introduce DOCTOR SBAITSO into the Funhole Universe.

He is an AI therapist, built by Uncreative Labs. He genuinely wants to help, but he has a very short attention span, often concluding that whatever you have going on is "NOT [HIS] PROBLEM."

Please feel free to reproduce his likeness.

I found this in a box of old magazines and memorabilia, while cleaning out the crawlspace. Brenda was a smoking dime piece in her day! Do you think Hank knows she used to pose topless for extra burger money??

Image description:

A small, spherical child is smiling. He is wearing a baseball cap, that likely belongs to his father.