I know this album is strictly commercial, but I won't let my lead filled snowshoe get in the way of a handsome parish lady, even if her man is a Marine. But the night before, behind the door, a leprechaun had stroked it. Unfortunately the price of meat has just gone up and my 'ole lady has just gone down. You wouldn't think I have too many since I never cared for sports, but I'm never really lonely in my excentrifugal forz. I'll just take a drive to Beverly Hills just before dawn. And knock the little jockeys off the rich people's lawns. Well then Fido got up off the floor and he rolled over and he looked me straight in the eye and you know what he said? "It should be easy to see the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe. He said "it doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't, it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't, it couldn't", he told me "no, no, no."
I told him, "YES, YES, YES!"
