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Dutch is beautiful (lemmy.world)
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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Dutch is not a language. The people who "speak" it are Germans who suffered severe head injuries. The place we call "the Netherlands" is a German hospital colony where those unfortunate people can live while they recover. That's why it's flat and everyone walks or rides bicycles; their head injuries make them unfit to drive cars or to manage difficult terrain.

/s, please don't send the actual Dutch after me.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Dutch porn be like: Oh no stepbro, Im stukkie wukkie!

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