Also don't release an album titled "bleed American" the day before 9/11.

I'm pretty sure chemical weapons are fear gas.

He is absolutely determined to accelerate the opening salvo of WW3 to happen within his term so he can declare martial law and suspend elections. Hail Caesar.

Now it reminds me of the shadows left by people in a nuclear blast. Banksy is a frickin genius.

We all glow in infrared.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. First guy orders a beer. Every other guy orders half the amount of beer as the guy before him. The bartender, fed up, says just order two beers!

I can't believe I'm living though my country's Nazi era. History will not be kind to us. I hate all of this. My sister voted for this and I'll never forgive her.

When I was in 9th grade our geography teacher put us in groups and assigned each of us a group of countries to memorize. We were given the task of creating a mnemonic to help us memorize. We got central America.

Panama, Costa arica, Nicaragua Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Mexico.

Please Call Nick He Sucks Good Butt Man.

It has been over 30 years and I've still never called Nick, but I'll never forget central America.

I'll take shit that never happened for $200

Rubber. An anthropomorphic car tire. If that doesn't describe a masterclass in directing I don't know what does.

Stfu click bait. Why would he suddenly start experiencing consequences?

This is just a female obesity map