All I know is, for the longest time it was tea, and then all the sudden it was lemonade.

Just kidding, he’s also against birth control.

The world learned nothing from Covid, so I’m not optimistic.

When you’re a star, they just let you do it.

Remember the shit show that was DeSantis’ announcement on Twitter? I hope this event happens because you know it will be slap-dash and insane.

It could also be that Amazon is like, “hey, don’t shoot this person. They’re delivering your shit.”

Did anyone check the boiler room?

I know it’s his real name, but Doug Bowser sounds like some fake shit the real Bowser would use to disguise his identity.

Amazing you’d think we would have let out a moan or some other sound.

Oh no, the consequences of his own actions.

This is my surprised face.

It’s one thing to be a horrible kidnapper and torturer, but a whole other level not to have any pride in your work.