Reminded me of this.

Campfires

Now if it can stab people and drain them of their bioenergy, I can reach my final form!

👀 Take a look at those error bars on that graph. Awwwooooga! 👀

Everyone. Calm down... This is a joke account.

Here another one of his posts.

I think she handled this brilliantly. I'd have only changed the last intrraction.

"No. I am only 24 weeks pregnant. Do I need documentation if I'm only 24 weeks pregnant?"

Well played polite vampires! Otherwise you could have been subject to this rebuff!

Meme is truth.

The rules are complicated, as they stipulate tipsters in with a chance of the FBI portion of the reward cannot nominate themselves.

This means the McDonald's worker will have to be put forward by an investigating agency, such as the Department of Defense or the FBI, which is then reviewed by an interagency committee.

If approved, the suggestion is passed on to the Secretary of State, who signs off on the final decision.

If that's not tough enough, the full reward amount could also be in dispute as payment amounts are based on factors from the value of the information provided, the level of threat, the severity of danger or injury to people or property, and the degree of the source's cooperation.

As for the NYPD's $10k, the rewards program is granted through Crime Stoppers, where tipsters receive a unique reference number.

This number is crucial as the tipster has to use it call back or check the status of the investigation online before lodging a claim with the NYC Police Foundation and the Crime Stoppers Board of Directors, who ultimately decide whether to approve the tip and instruct the caller how to receive it.

So, if the informant called 911 instead of Crime Stoppers, they might be unable to make the claim.

In both cases, the rewards will only be paid out if the arrest leads to indictment or conviction from the court - so the McDonald's employee could be waiting a while and even at the end of it all, might not even get a dime.

Doing god's work over here

Oof...

You are the voice of authority. Your words can wound.