Hehe stable... like where the horsey lives
The fucking documentation for the libraries we program with, apparently. Everyone else at work either just vibecodes or goes "aw I don't know how to do that, it probably can't be done :c"
Not to spread concern or anything, but the electrical grid is managed and controlled by software. And that software may or may not be very reliant on AWS. I'm probably not allowed to say more than that.
Gross, I only date people who are Views or Controllers
Alpha bros and pickup artists make a lot more sense once you know about the Diagnostic Checklist for Psychopathy.
spoiler
Item 1: Glibness/superficial charm
Item 2: Grandiose sense of self-worth
Item 3: Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
Item 4: Pathological lying
Item 5: Conning/manipulative
Item 6: Lack of remorse or guilt
Item 7: Shallow affect
Item 8: Callous/lack of empathy
Item 9: Parasitic lifestyle
Item 10: Poor behavioral controls
Item 11: Promiscuous sexual behavior
Item 12: Early behavior problems
Item 13: Lack of realistic, long-term goals
Item 14: Impulsivity
Item 15: Irresponsibility
Item 16: Failure to accept responsibility for own actions
Item 17: Many short-term marital relationships
Item 18: Juvenile delinquency
Item 19: Revocation of conditional release
Item 20: Criminal versatility
One of the most commonly observed traits in psychopathy (the actual mental disorder, not the distorted tiktok pop-sci version of it) is that someone suffering from it has very reduced feelings of anxiety and shame. Makes sense that they'd be confused by someone else feeling anxious and not really understanding why they'd choose to present like that.
Software devs also hate UX/UI Designers.
And Product Owners.
And Scrum Masters.
And Software Architects.
And Security/Compliance Managers.
And QA Testers.
And worst of all... Software devs.
Sex probably isn't even FOSS
She's a long sandwich???
We'd get along fine, but feeding two people on one salary will definitely be annoying (my job has a non-competition clause where I can't pick up a second job in the same field), and getting enough adhd meds for the both of us will be impossible due to strict regulations here.
One of us still could bring value to the household by being the designated bangmaid though
tummy ache city
I'm only a regular so far, but my theory is that seniors don't have that much more knowledge or skill - they're just much more comfortable in putting out fires and don't get as stressed when they don't know what to do. I aspire to become as hardened as that some day haha


The genders are actually Bouba and Kiki