I prefer the wazer wifle.

Not KDE but might be similar: For the MATE desktop it is mate-screensaver-command --inhibit. I would expect something similar for KDE.

So we can write Macro viruses in two languages now?

I would expect them to watch at the lowest volume level. The "muted" icon on screen would me annoy too much.

So many people interpret "best before" as "poisonous as hell after". Look at it, smell it, taste (a little bit of) it. If it passes all three, still perfect to eat.

When you are allowed into the vicinity of this kind of equipment, you should be able to identify matching shapes without circles in the first place...

You wouldn't enjoy regular sand either. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere.

The stalebot is most times useless. The only scenario where I can see use of it is a maintainer waiting for the reporter to add information. But closing issues because no maintainer checked on them? That's garbage and discourages bug reports.

That's the garbage in part of the GIGO process.

I'm going to hell for laughing at the bad circumcision option

You could add keepassxc as an option for those who don't want a hosted service at all. You can still exchange the storage file with other computers if you have to (via USB stick, mail, nextcloud etc)

Disable bluetooth on your phone, have a call and see if they react to it. If they do react, you can rule out bluetooth snitching on you.