Hahahha. Oh, Glaidfflaid sure hates Mrronnndais!

I think some of my coworkers are just high coherence media transformers.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

You guys have met 20 people?!

Pretty much every basic terminal command for linux. Grep is the one that comes to mind.

Holy crap. TIL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amal_Clooney

Upvote for using decimated correctly and also being spot on with the math. Made me completely forget about what an ass-hat Musk is for a short time.

The incident will be reported at /var/log/auth.log

Then let your competitors wind up losing thousands of dollars when they cancel on them.

All the coal in the ground was made in one specific period of history when trees were "new" and there was nothing that broke down dead trees for food. Trees that die now do not become coal. No new coal is being made.

Hello, I'm a man in an apocalyptic wasteland that before the cataclysm did nothing more strenuous than adjusting my ergonomic chair at my cubical. Now, for some reason, I am able to hunt water buffalo while fighting off hoards of zombies with hand crafted firearms.

... 4 stars.