I mean maybe? Surface tension play a role in blood staying on the wound, but it’s the blood itself that clots. I think the bigger issue would be your eyes, but maybe evolution creates a light sensor that wasn’t developed underwater…

I’m at a loss. In my heart of hearts I know we all die if water doesn’t tend to hold together, but I can’t think of WHY. Call xkcd.

How about the insect world, things from the tiny world.

He does in Hades!

Always had windows. Never wanted Linux because I didn’t want to dick around with every game install. You give me an OS that lets me browse and game WITHOUT having to dick around with every application, and I’d switch in a heartbeat.

Thank goodness these boomers are getting more money. They never had the opportunity to plan for their retirement like the newer generations!

God damnit.

That ruins the outrage!

“Everything will be alright.”

I mean, no, it isn’t. It is if she says no and you keep at it.

“We will continue to cherish and nurture each and every Pokémon and its world, and work to bring the world together through Pokémon in the future.”

We will work to make sure we gobble up every red penny we can, and be damned if you have any fun.

Half a joke, half why boxers still wear their shorts as high as 1900 monopoly men.

US Sailor here. Iran is actually pretty scary. They have diesel submarines. They can sit silently in that sea and kill a carrier faster than any battle group could respond.