Windows users used to buy crap to have a functioning system unfortunately dont't know that there is no need for this in linuxland

Then live life and love without emojis, we did fine without for most of history <3

Try using a distro that is less ultra optimized for gaming on modern hardware. You have a legacy system, try something like debian or arch

Honestly the wiki is excellent, I do recommend to dive in head first with the install guide

Thunderbird

It is bot the most feature rich and the most annoying thing, but it works

Better plot than most movies these days

Well, its random, like... by definition.

So i actually have the same laptop and had a ton of fun installing arch on it over the last christmas holidays. The experience made me understand a lot, triggered my new love for arch and was a fun project overall.

I ended up having a stable CLI setup with ytfzf and mpv to watch my favorite yt channels in glorious 720p, got bluetooth working for my headset and all. Very fun experience.

Edit: i am unsure on the 32bit part, I think mine is 64, could be another generation. In any case i also have 1gb of ram

I would not want to neither deal with security issues nor pay the data costs associated with some an app being able to connecting to my phone to download media

Your OS should do this automatically, your programs shouldn't worry about cold memory.

Are you aware that the majority of cpus sold today go to cloud computing? Believe it or not, but that is an application space with multiple users on the same machine.

In their defense there only so many big rivers, round there, and most do function as border