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[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 48 points 11 months ago

His face is so incredibly punchable

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[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 50 points 11 months ago

Ohh, the lockdowns showed me how all of you motherfuckers really are. It was VERY enlightening.

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 37 points 11 months ago

Why is the meme censored?

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 109 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Folks, we need to sit down and have a serious talk about this, because this is not the first time U.S. cops have been caught running fucking torture houses in major cities.

This is exactly the kind of bullshit the founding fathers knew would happen when tyranny sets foot on U.S. soil. Say what you will about them, in this case they're absolutely spot-on.

They founded the U.S. in the middle of a revolution sparked by fuck-shit treatment inflicted upon them like that by the British. They had to fight a particularly nasty war to gain their independence, so they gave us the right to speak and of weapons ownership because they knew, one day, we'd have to do it again.

We are WAY past that time, folks. Holy shit.

FYI: We have spooks forum sliding and concern trolling, specifically to discourage you from supporting or joining a revolution.

They do it because they know how powerful we are when we work together. How powerful we are compared to them and the powers that be. How powerful you are and how important your thoughts, feelings and choices are.

Why else would they find a simple Lemmy thread enough of a threat to be worthy of attacking?

So don't listen to them. Don't allow them to manipulate you or to control the conversation. Don't give them the fight that they want. They are clearly speaking in bad faith. Simply downvote them into a hole and stand strong.

Apes together strong, mofos 😎

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Or they could just find the vandal with the security cameras they no doubt installed in every single hallway to protect themselves against their own customers should they have to go to court 🤷

Oh wait, I forgot, we're trapped in tyranny.

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Assume you're life-lusted and are willing to abandon every moral you have just to live. Paying for cancer treatment is also worth prison time to you.

Also assume you've exhausted all ethical fundraising options, i.e. GoFundMe, loans, etc. and that insurance won't cover treatment for whatever reason.

Sounds like a good time to 🦜🏴‍☠️

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[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 134 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want to know who hired that fucking CEO and put him up to purposefully tank Unity.

This can't be anything less than a blatant attempt to destroy a company so who would have a vested interest in destroying Unity? It can't just be for money.

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It's not the cause, it's the tactics. Throwing people in jail before they actually do anything is a classic hallmark of tyranny.

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So at 4:30 in the morning, I was woken by an interdimensional alien monstrosity I can only imagine is one of the creatures David Grusch was alluding to in that Congressional hearing a few weeks ago, and after an hour of running away, suppressing my screams, and unsuccessful attempts at smashing the thing, I have captured it in a Mason jar, and now have no idea how to properly punish it.

And I emphasize punish as opposed to simply kill, for the indignities this not-so-little asshole put me through the past hour render it completely undeserving of any mercy, quarter, or protection under our legal system.

IT'S HALF THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND.

IT, IT'S BROWN AND SHINY ALL AT THE SAME TIME SOMEHOW.

IT FLEW. I HAD TO DODGE TO KEEP IT FROM FLYING IN MY FACE. 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😰😰😰

It dared to defy the authority of the top creature of the motherfucking pecking order on Earth, and for my humiliation it must be forced to suffer. An example must be made so none of its kind get any ideas. I don't want them to invade Earth and destroy humanity.

Only this is my first time dealing with something like this and I don't know how to make it suffer.

How do you maximize the pain of an evil alien entity from another dimension? How do we make it suffer as much as possible? Yes, this is a serious question.

Can these things even feel pain?

Did, did Lovecraft ever leave any of his instructions in his books? Anyone have a copy of the Necronomicon, perchance?

Proof that aliens exist, EAT YOUR HEART OUT GRUSCH: https://ibb.co/9VpsTMt

No throwaways, we die like aliens dumb enough to crash land in the American heartland

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Making pizzas.

3 months, $200 of equipment and expensive ingredients and a day's work per pizza later and I can confirm it is 100% worth it.

And that's exactly how they intended it. They've been planning a corporate takeover of the internet since 2010, and it has largely succeeded.

The fediverse might be all that's left of the original spirit of the internet.

Don't tempt fate by challenging it.

Yeah, it's the second civil war starting. Expect to see more terrible garbage like this on your feeds as we reach 2024 and beyond.

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