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[-] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

"The sacred decrees of our community resonate: no vehicle of steel shall linger upon our streets. Should you dare defy this directive, the formidable shadows of authority shall swiftly descend upon thee."

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 year ago

"Our most vengeful of all punishments! A six dollar fee!"

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

no vehicle of steel shall linger upon our streets.

Parks F150 in the street

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

aha but that's not a vehicle, it's a mobile building.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I'd be a lot more open to HOAs if I had any class. But I'm one of the rednecks they want to regulate, so I hate them. It's my lawn, not yours!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

LOL, I just hauled home a 21' kayak and chunked it in the yard. Come at me!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I see I am with my people where I belong.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Is this why people were lying that kings had their powers bestowed upon them by God herself?

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

pretty much, yeah

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

So, if I speak in d&d terminology, I can selfishly abuse you by telling you what you can and can't do?

I'd be a lot more open to HOAs if they just fucked off and went away.

The only good HOA is a disbanded HOA

*off, council's

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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