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[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 13 hours ago

Biblically accurate marathon

[-] christopher@lemmy.ca 16 points 17 hours ago

I beat my previous record

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 14 hours ago

He's just built different

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 14 hours ago

I think the Flash has a new secret identity.

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 14 points 20 hours ago

Goku forgot to turn off fitness tracking while in battle

[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Strava is the best for this. Screenshot of Strava creating exponentially more mountain biking travel than I actually did, yet in the same amount of time.

~~(I still don't understand how to load images here)~~

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

This is more about the weird pathing and not the distance, but here's what it looks like when I have a bouldering session. Apparently I spend a lot of time outside and pass through walls.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Just standard GPS drift tbh

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago

22m elevation during a boulder session? Pick up the slack jeez.

[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

Kind of goes haywire when cell signal drops out. Might be in a brick or concrete building? Mine was in an area of the mountains where using the phone was doomed. I've been using a garmin since and it never does this. In a pinch, I used my phone on a hike the other day, and next to big boulder, it did the same thing you're showing, sent and impossibly straight line up a mountain.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

its

![](https://image.url/)

so,

[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago
[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago

Also you can add a text description of the image between the brackets if you'd like. It helps blind people.

[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Oh, so it becomes alt text? That's brilliant. It just disappeared but I didn't realize what happened. Or I'm misunderstanding ~~(not seeing the text)~~. Nope, I see it if I click on show source.

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago

Also, some apps like Voyager will show the alt text as a caption when you open the image.

[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

That's what I was expecting. Have to check that out. Thanks.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 14 points 22 hours ago

When you forgot to turn off location spoofing:

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago

Was he trying to reverse time to save Lois Lane?

[-] takeda@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago
[-] admin@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Maths guy, how long would it take barry to cover this distance?

[-] teft@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fractions of a fraction of a second. Barry can run much much faster than light and at light speed this distance would take ~1.6 seconds.

Edit: corrected my incorrect math because i read mi as meters

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This is clearly a comma-is-thousands number of miles (as is consistent with places that use miles).

It's 1.66 seconds at light speed.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I read mi as m at first. Doesn't really change the statement since Barry can run trillions of times faster than light.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Also, Barry in the TV series saying, "Mach 20 is not a thing"

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