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[-] brophy@lemmy.world 136 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kids get infinite registers and no restrictions on stack ordering. Programmers are constrained to solving it with one register and restrictions on stack put operations.

./insert we-are-not-the-same-meme

[-] odium@programming.dev 102 points 1 year ago

It's even called tower of Hanoi because of the Vietnam war flashbacks.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago

oh, i solved that assignment in school... by finding the algorithm online

[-] Karfkengrumble@lemmings.world 64 points 1 year ago

You’re hired, welcome to the team!

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

I had enough colleagues unable to type exactly what they asked me into whatever search engine they preferred to accept your statement. If you don't know how to use a search engine go ask for another job.

"Hey pancake, how do I run all tests via gradle?"

Open your browser, head to Google and type "run all tests in gradle"

"Oh, nice. Thank you for your help!"

And the next day the game starts all over again.

[-] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bonus points for leveraging the work of others contributing to their success

[-] Anonymousllama@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

As it should be, there's way too much reengineering of the wheel. Let the big brains of the past do the heavy lifting

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 29 points 1 year ago

screams in that's not the point

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Pfft, writing a program that collects user input and displays it is just trite. I'm going to skip straight to building an MMO.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Science-based, 100% dragon MMO or gtfo.

[-] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

I need 100k in my kick starter by tomorrow, sharp

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

You're right. The learning is the point. So rather than flail in the dark, why not learn the optimal solution?

[-] PapstJL4U@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Before studying CS, I recognized it as 'the bioware puzzle'. They were probably copying their own scribbles fron back then.

Haskell was the hardest, but it looked the most beautiful.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 year ago

Haskell was the hardest, but it looked the most beautiful.

That pretty much sums that language up

[-] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

In order to write a haskell program, you must first write the corresponding haskell program.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

And in order to do that, you have to imagine sisyphus happy

[-] DarkenLM@artemis.camp 8 points 1 year ago

Strange. I find the language hideous, most likely because it resembles math, or maybe because I'm already used to the C-like syntax.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Haskell is beautiful because it resembles math

[-] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago

It's also beautiful because it doesn't have C-like syntax.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Functional programming flips your brain around backwards, but shader programming will turn it inside-out.

[-] manpacket@lemmyrs.org 4 points 1 year ago

For more brain flipping try looking into hardware description languages (Verilog) or proof assistants (Coq).

[-] Knusper@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago
hanoi :: Integer -> a -> a -> a -> [(a, a)]
hanoi 0 _ _ _ = []
hanoi n a b c = hanoi (n-1) a c b ++ [(a, b)] ++ hanoi (n-1) c b a

From here: https://www.rosettacode.org/wiki/Towers_of_Hanoi#Haskell

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Edit: I understand it now. That first line is just a really weird way to define a function.

[-] Knusper@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Welp, imma try myself at an explanation. Mostly cause I haven't written Haskell in a while either.

So, that first line:

hanoi :: Integer -> a -> a -> a -> [(a, a)]

...actually only declares the function's type.

In this case, it's a function that takes an Integer and three values of a generic type a and then returns a list of tuples of those same as.
So, those as are just any types representing the towers. Could be strings, integers, custom data types, whatever. The returned tuples represent movements between towers.

Following that are actually two definitions of the function.

The first definition:

hanoi 0 _ _ _ = []

...is the recursion base case. Function definitions are applied, whenever they match, being evaluated top-to-bottom.

This line specifies that it only matches, if that first Integer is 0. It does not care what the remaining parameters are, so matches them with a wildcard _.
Well, and to the right side of the equals sign, you've got the return value for the base case, an empty list.

Then comes the more interesting line, the recursion step:

hanoi n a b c = hanoi (n-1) a c b ++ [(a, b)] ++ hanoi (n-1) c b a

This line matches for any remaining case. Those small letter names are again wildcards, but the matched value is placed into a variable with the provided name.

And then, well, it recursively calls itself, and those ++ are list concations. This line's only real complexity is the usual Tower Of Hanoi algorithm.

[-] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 year ago

Oh but we don't play it, we put lighting into rocks and trick them into doing it.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Towers of Hanoi? I don't think so.

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I took a test once where one of the questions was to solve the tower of hanoi with 2 pegs and 3 disks.

[-] jackie_jormp_jomp@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I was lucky enough to figure out that it was a trick question, but I second guessed every answer I put on tests and homework for that professor ever since.

[-] learningduck@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

How is that possible? is it has a different rule?

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

No, it was a trick question. The test taker was supposed to pick up on that.

[-] neonblade@lemmus.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Example for stack

[-] stingpie@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

Did you guys find this hard? There are only four possible ways to move a ring, two of which are disallowed by the rules. Out of the remaining two, one of them is simply undoing what you just did.

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