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[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One of our customers operates out of two leased "office" trailers next to an old pole barn in the middle of a corn field.

From there, they "operate" 17 different companies, all demanding separate billing from us.

There's no WAY it's legit. They have more "official" registered companies than they have office employees.

Edited because mobile sucks

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[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

That one

In eastern europe it’s like every second shop so you get quickly used to it

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

There is a rug store here that has been "going out of business" for decades. Since before they moved to their current location in a massive new building.

[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

There's a place ik that sells VAST pizzas - a slice of that stuff is maybe 70cm long - and they somehow sell each slice for $5. Definitely suspicious profit margins.

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[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

There’s a video rental shop in Houston. Don’t understand how they’ve stayed in business for so long.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

Poor people

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Not quite money laundering, but for a time thwre was shapp called the 'Happy Herb Shop'. In the centre of town. Maijuana is still lillegal in AUS

Was too young to get in when it was open, and closed down when I was old enough to go in. :(

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

In 1991 two small businesses were busted for being fronts for illegal gambling parlors. 30 Cleveland cops were part of the bust. I lived next to both of them at one time. One was a t-shirt printing shop, I forget what the other was. A year later I moved into a neighborhood that had a pizza shop with a very nice sign, no windows and never seemed to be open. It was not uncommon to see a patrol car parked in front

[-] itslola@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

There was a famous 24h florist in my city that everyone joked had to be a front for something. (Turned out it was drugs.)

Coincidentally, there's a shop in my neighbourhood that's also floral-themed and suspicious as heck: it says it sells flowers, but I only see potted plants (that don't appear to be for sale) and earrings on display stands (which do appear to maybe be for sale) when I peek in the window. I've lived here for many years, and I've never once seen it open, no matter what time of day or day of the week I walk past. With rent constantly rising and quite a lot of businesses in the street closing or moving away, it seems highly suspicious that this one could be turning a profit without ever being open.

[-] monotremata@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I grew up near a place called the "McGuffin Lumber Company." It was just a tiny storefront business, and I never saw anyone go in. And, of course, "MacGuffin" is a Hollywood term for an arbitrary thing that motivates the plot of a movie, like the Maltese Falcon in that film. So it was a running gag in my family that it must be a front.

[-] Waldelfe@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

There's a mobile phone repair shop next to where we live. Everything in the window is faded from the sun. In 6 years of living here I have not seen it open or someone inside even once.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bakery across from prisoners rights office I used to volunteer at. Went to get a loaf to make a sandwich once. Open shelving all around, mostly bare except for a few dusty loaves. Ask this big, very white man with a head like a four-slice toaster, for said loaf and he goes in the back and comes out with a bag of Wonderbread rofl.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

My town had an extremely generically named "spa" that I passed by all the time and joked that it must be a drug ring and I found out that no actually they were a human trafficking ring and they got shut down by the police.

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[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Candy stores in Copenhagen that never seem to have customers, but are weirdly still around.

[-] KryptOrchid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Got those London too. I believe at some point there used to be seven "American Candy Land" shops on the same one mile on Oxford Street. I think they replaced the shops selling cheap tourist trinkets and souvenirs that used to be all over the place.

Min you, not only is rent on Oxford Street horrifically expensive, but they all sprouted over Covid where, contrary to tourist trinkets, they could claim to be providing an 'essential' service as they're technically selling food. And the Oxford Street location allows them to claim absurd amounts of foot traffic without anyone batting an eye (despite the stores mostly being empty).

Also they tend to change ownership every year so they don't have to file tax statements to HMRC.

Edit=foot traffic, not food traffic...

[-] Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

There's a pet store on the inside of a tiny mall thats part of a strip mall. Every other business in that part of the mall dies, especially since the dmv relocated. Only thing that has remained consistent for the nearly 30 years I have walked this earth is the pet store and the nail salon. I at least see customers at the nail salon.

[-] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kansas City…a city full of fantastic BBQ.

There’s the one place with trash BBQ and no customers. I always wondered…

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[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

YaYa's Flam Broiled Chicken. It's not good. There's never anybody in the parking lot. But you're telling me they could move to a bigger location? One that's a converted bank?? Banks have vaults. For all the laundered money.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

oh yea that tiny indian restaurant with no customers and 10 waiters

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Used to live in a street with 7 barber shops, in a town known for drugs smuggling. It was safe to walk there at night though surpisingly.

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