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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (www.livescience.com)

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[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

The prophecy warns of this. It's the signal for the coming of the massive orange cock that will wreak havoc on the nations.

We have two years to prepare.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Two years to prepare? The massive orange cock has been wreaking havoc for more than eight years.

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I’m speechless

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ah, so that's where I'll find my Super Samples.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 0 points 1 week ago

This wouldn't be an onion article

[-] wirebeads@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 week ago

Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.

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