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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

YES! YES! I've always felt like Suicide is cringe, fr, but it seems like a sensitive subject and I don't like insulting the vulnerable, but it's so fucking cringe bro omg.

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

It is cringe, but it is still understandable that a person would consider it.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Not for me. I understand it happens and some of the contribiting factors, but it's hard to consider it as a viable option for any person who accepts value in other people. It is the supreme selfish act while simultaneously self-deprecating.

I'll never understand it.

[-] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I mean, the suffering required for a human to legitimately want to kill themselves is extreme, kinda by definition. So uhh...yeah homie might wanna continue keeping that to yourself lmao!

On the other hand, suicidal threats with no actual sincerity, to get attention...on that I agree with ya. Cringe AF.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Frankie Teardrop may be a bit over-dramatic, but come on! Cheree, Diamond Fur Coat Champagne, Harlem, Keep Your Dreams, Surrender are all bangers.

[-] levzzz@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago

Been working out for 2 years now, where is my hot girlfriend and stable job????

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 93 points 2 days ago

You forgot to write a cringe suicide note

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 86 points 2 days ago

Real and sexual orientation does not matter

[-] wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee 40 points 2 days ago

You know what they say: If it looks stupid but works, it's not stupid. Or as I say: No, if it looks stupid and works, you got fucking lucky.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

from the maxims of maximally effective mercenaries.

[-] wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Clearly you're a person of great refinement and culture.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

eventually I should read the source material, but the maxims are a pretty great list of rules.

this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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