How tf do I pronounce that*
If you've railroaded your campaign that much you're a bad GM. It's not your story, it's your players story.
How is this in any way railroading?
The DM determined that A) the players would find this crown, B) they would not clean it when they found it, and C) it would get cleaned at some point the DM decides later, whether the players wanted it to or not. Good for a book, bad for D&D.
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