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On this deserted island I could use some help() (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 months ago by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

help -h

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago

help --help

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

man help
or
help man

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

It looks like you are asking for help.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

[-] toothpaste_ostrich@feddit.nl 7 points 6 months ago

I've never seen MacGyver, is this that? 🫢

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Yes. Good old Angus MacGyver in action. As I remember, he did it as a distraction for security.

[-] SteveTech@programming.dev 9 points 6 months ago

help now actually opens the help utility on Python 3.13!

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

As well as exit!

[-] mostlikelyaperson@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Well in that case simply import antigravity

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Usually signalling for help isn't something you leave to day 2... I think they might just be taking a vacation.

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

It'll be funnier if this were written on a note dropped from a plane passing overhead

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