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[-] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 14 hours ago

that's not a "street gang" it's called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

[-] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 13 points 17 hours ago

Which board are these short stories usually on?

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 17 points 14 hours ago

I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There's no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

[-] fuzzzerd@programming.dev 7 points 14 hours ago

Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 28 points 17 hours ago

We can't tell you because then you'll go there and we can't have that on our conscience.

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 7 points 15 hours ago

if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

[-] Soulg@ani.social 4 points 17 hours ago

Dunno if there's a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

[-] gaja@lemm.ee 33 points 21 hours ago

The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 19 hours ago

Socialism in a nutshell:

[-] caboose2006@lemm.ee 37 points 22 hours ago

You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 day ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 45 points 1 day ago

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 17 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Don't forget it's fake (anon doesn't have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 111 points 1 day ago

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 66 points 1 day ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[-] owl@infosec.pub 20 points 23 hours ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[-] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 21 hours ago

Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago

Freudscher, uh, slipper?

[-] RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml 3 points 17 hours ago

The Bear

Richie is the guy

[-] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

He has eyes everywhere

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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