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[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

My brain just went to "you were trying to cross the border right? Same as us, and that thief over there"

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

First time I heard the follow up line

[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Fuck can we do this over teams

[-] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 10 points 3 months ago

back to Monke

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes, it would be simpler.

We all remember there's a tradeoff though, right?

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Together ape strong

[-] usrtrv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Why would they question bugs?

[-] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 1 points 3 months ago
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