My problem is my cat likes me too much. She's such a big fan of me that she'll accept things from me that she turns her nose up at if anyone else offers, and this list accidentally includes things like cornbread and orange juice.

Cats are so famous in their hatred of citrus that it's commonly used and marketed as a cat repellent. This fucker is over here voluntarily drinking my orange juice purely because she saw me drinking it and she wants to be like me.

I'm honestly pretty sure I could just hand feed her medicine at this point and it wouldn't even be a fight.

This is how I found out my cat will eat my flamin’ hot Cheetos. He’s 18 and toothless, but I have to keep them away from him because he fuckin’ loves them

If I'm eating a waffle my cat will actually come and snatch it out of my hands and then run away, not even joking

Any kind of delivery bag my cat will have to sniff. Doesn't care about the food, it's the bag she wants to get to know.

My old cat would do this. She'd sit next to you at the table, she just wanted a sniff, and then she'd go back to doing cat stuff.

One of the rituals with my cat is if I have a plate of food I let her smell it. If she tries anything she gets in trouble and doesn't get to smell my food, so she behaves herself, has a smell then walks away.

I never see dog memes on here :(

If I offer my cat something, even after he begs for it, he gives me this look like I'm trying to poison him and he leaves.

But if I look away, he will steal it off my plate and try to eat it as quickly as he can.

My dog will often almost put his nose in my plate to check what I'm eating. And then recently he tried to eat some. The sneaky shifty bastard.