Ah, I get it, the girls sleep well because they've got various armaments under the duvet with them.
Source: am gurl.
Is that why you guys like throw pillows so much? More hiding places?
You say throw pillow, I say covert holster.
And makeshift silencer, should the need arise
Lies, there are no gurls on lemmy especially not on ncd
That joke was old in like 2015.
It felt old when I used to get it in Usenet groups ...
Ooh, an OG.
Certainly some sort of cliché about being old, yeah
Not really. Its just that its looked different at with the context of anno now. I get why, but the joke doesn't have to change or called old.
So, that's a pretty unparseable comment as of reading, but I'll take a wild guess that it translates to "it's great but people are too woke to appreciate it now".
It's not original, it stopped being kinda true years before 2015, and I'd assume it's grating to have directed at you over and over again if you are a gurl. It's just not treating other people with reasonable level of decency. Be better.
but I’ll take a wild guess that it translates to “it’s great but people are too woke to appreciate it now”.
Not too woke, but, for some old timers, you'd just take these old sayings. For me, and many others, its classic internet culture. We were the internet. And everybody deserves decency. Man after all this I guess you could say "too woke" but woke doesn't or covers too much of what woke meant.
You understand folks making these statements are old with a lot of life and experience at this point right? Its a simple joke.
To get my vibe, imagine people calling "all your base are belong to us" offensive to people without homes or ethnically displaced groups.
Anyway, I wandered off.
-edit- I am not sure if I think with an "/s" or not anymore. I became.the thing I had hatred for
You seen Cambodia? They're starting again Israel strikes Iran, just before netanyahu was going to be removed as president, two votes away
All I can hope for is a humiliation for Israel, that they are utterly defeated, can't advance, fail in air superiority, int and suffer military infrastructure damages from missiles
Netanyahu is potentially going to be removed?
The Knesset was ready to oust him hours before the bombs fell
no
Netanyahu’s government survives vote to dissolve Israel’s parliament
God dammit. I'm not surprised, just disappointed.
You and I both know Europe and USA will never allow Israel to fail. You need to stop hoping for hopeless things and move on.
Europe has about had it. I dunno, maybe Germany is still too guilty to not help. The US is a different beast, although they're also in a phase where they're bad at everything and don't want to put their own stuff at risk.
Who cares what those fascists want?
Apparently the entire population of uneducated rural republican population of the USA
This shit is a weekly occurrence. God, that entire region kind of depresses me sometimes. Well, there's a lot of them that do.
I saw this before I saw the news and then I searched it up
tbh I'm really surprised south korea isn't doing the same to north korea, I feel like the first opportunity nk gets to strike it will
NK has nukes. Iran does not. Important difference.
Seoul is within artillery distance of North Korea
Their leadership doesn't even like to hang out in NK. It's weird, at this point North Korea is basically a resource colony, just with oppressors who are (nominally) domestic instead of the European inbreds we usually associate with that.
That is to say, the nukes exist to protect the criminal enterprise, and there's no universe where the elites would care enough about anything other than comfort and covering their ass to do a first strike.
North Korea and Kim Jong Un know that the moment that they send nukes, nukes are sent to them. South Korea understands the same.
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