This is how printers get introduced to VERY FAST crowbars.

Get a laserjet.

Whenever these plastic fucking pieces of shit misbehave, I get interested in thermal depolymerization again. I'd like to start removing microplastics from our environment, slow as it takes. I need to build an electric kiln and some way to keep the decomposition chamber inside oxygen-free...

We're not going anywhere until you pay up!