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[-] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

It's extremely unlikely that social security will still exist by the time we're old enough to retire, so retirement will be yet another thing reserved for the rich.

Unless you live in a civilized country (not the US) in which case enjoy your retirement you lucky bastard.

[-] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I just hope that the current crisis in the US is a hallmark of the downfall of American capitalism and that the status quo can change long term. Remains to be seen if that’d be good or bad, though.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Oh sweet summer child... There isn't going to be many elderly millennials. Most of us will die off from our fifth "once in a generation" financial crisis, WW3, or the collapse of the environment. Hopefully the younger generations use our bones to build a better society.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

On top of the fact that you need to have saved money to pay to live in a retirement home.

Are... Are there people that sort of really hope to just go from their patents' basement to a retirement home?

[-] Monster96@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well if they bothered to submit those patents instead of leaving them in the basement then they might be able to live in a retirement home

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

How many of us are still in our parents' basements? I'm nearly 40, struggling through our 20s was one thing but by now...

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Retirement?

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

Well, hopefully those wealthy millennials will enjoy their distractions, homes, and retirement while the rest of us are dropped into the industrial grinders they use to reclaim the nutrients from our bodies.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nindendo games? Ew. I was thinking dungeons and dragons

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Retirement home raves, here we come

[-] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I'll bring the glow sticks!

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

And again everyone forgot about GenX, just the way we like it 😆

[-] josefo@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

I thought about this, but arthritis is a thing sadly. It's probably fine for non action games, but forget about playing smash

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The older I get (40's now), the more I think about how I probably won't be able to fully enjoy video games like I thought i would. My vision which was always perfect is starting to show issues already, whenever I pick up a game I almost always nod off or fall asleep within an hour or 2 and almost nothing prevents it. My hands will sometimes lose sensation and I have to drop my hand down and stretch it to regain feeling... I feel like I'll be like that guy in the twilight zone who outlived everyone and was finally able to read all the books he ever wanted but then immediately stepped on his glasses.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah smash destroys the hands of 30 years olds in the scene.

What I'm looking forward to in retirement is finally cracking into games like Dwarf Fortress, Factorio, and Caves of Qud

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 1 month ago

Jim sucks and is an office bully.

We're watching Futurama, fellow olds.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago

I had the full run of the The Office on video. I had video editing software. I had it all planned out, how I was going to edit out 90% the Jim scenes from The Office, so I could play the whole thing on loop without intro or outro or the worst parts of the last two seasons.

Then I stared in the mirror for a long time and I was like: wtf am I doing with my life? And I haven't watched The Office since.

[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

fuckin screencapped

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 0 points 1 month ago

Futurama has good science and absurdists jokes, but there is a LOT on Futurama that has not aged well at all, especially from a gender and sexuality standpoint.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago

Perfect! We can do discourse!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Elder fight clubs where we all beat up the MAGA millennials.

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