Every day I open Lemmy and go "what they doin over there" at all the Americans. It's like my very own fascism terrarium. I get to enjoy it until the coup my government again
Can anyone contextualise this for outsiders? I know trump used to talk about draining the swamp, but who is she hinting at throwing to the gators?
Imagine bragging about more prisons in your state. Like that's your fucking platform? How does that enrich the citizen's lives?
Timothy 2:11 reads I ain't gotta listen to no woman get back in the kitchen.
Or something like that.
Deuteronomy 22:13-21 says we can chuck rocks at them if they aren't virgins on their wedding night.
Honestly I think alligators would be less of a threat. Frankly they are easier to run away from and they're not that big on object permanence.
If you go into a room and close the door they forget about you.
Also they're generally chill. I grew up in South Florida and have encountered more than my fair share while canoeing, and outside of breeding season you can walk right up to them and give them a slap and tickle and they couldn't be fucked to give you any grief.
Edit: please understand the difference between alligators and crocodiles. Also don't slap their tail regardless if you know.
What for me about the new concentration camp was that it would have 1000 inmates but cost 500 million a year to run.
Like wtf? You could buy them all a fucking house each for that. Every year. But hey, fuck food stamps right.
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