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[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Every day I open Lemmy and go "what they doin over there" at all the Americans. It's like my very own fascism terrarium. I get to enjoy it until the coup my government again

[-] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

Can anyone contextualise this for outsiders? I know trump used to talk about draining the swamp, but who is she hinting at throwing to the gators?

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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imagine bragging about more prisons in your state. Like that's your fucking platform? How does that enrich the citizen's lives?

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[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Timothy 2:11 reads I ain't gotta listen to no woman get back in the kitchen.

Or something like that.

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

Deuteronomy 22:13-21 says we can chuck rocks at them if they aren't virgins on their wedding night.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago

Honestly I think alligators would be less of a threat. Frankly they are easier to run away from and they're not that big on object permanence.

If you go into a room and close the door they forget about you.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also they're generally chill. I grew up in South Florida and have encountered more than my fair share while canoeing, and outside of breeding season you can walk right up to them and give them a slap and tickle and they couldn't be fucked to give you any grief.

Edit: please understand the difference between alligators and crocodiles. Also don't slap their tail regardless if you know.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago

What for me about the new concentration camp was that it would have 1000 inmates but cost 500 million a year to run.

Like wtf? You could buy them all a fucking house each for that. Every year. But hey, fuck food stamps right.

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