Newsmax's Greg Kelly: "Maybe Epstein is a patriot, for crying out loud. Maybe he was just doing what he was told, and it had nothing to do with the girls." (www.mediamatters.org)

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[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, no.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Great, sure! Anyway, even if that were true it doesn’t explain why all these rich people from the States needed to visit him nor why there are accounts of people like Trump doing heinous things to trafficked girls.

Like, does this guy seriously think that this theory would actually absolve anyone of anything? Frankly it just makes the CIA seem even more evil than they already were so it’s not really a win. “It’s ok when the government does it” is hardly a brilliant excuse.

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