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Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

He could also use a plethysmograph to see which male staff likes him.

NB: Polygraphs are a hilarious pseudo-science just slightly above palm reading and astrology.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What a damned candy ass lol

[-] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 0 points 5 months ago

Why do none of these clowns know polygraphs don't work

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Comparing them to clowns is an insult to clowns.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 5 months ago

🤡 We demand to be taken seriously.

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