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[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

i dont know what source code is, is this a good idea

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 days ago

Why I’d ever want to offer up my code to this asshat’s company remains a mystery.

[-] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 426 points 1 week ago

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

[-] Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com 37 points 1 week ago

It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

/s obviously

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 272 points 1 week ago

I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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[-] Vince@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago

Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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