To get my kids to fall asleep at their bed time.

Overwrite my personality. It would help me so much to become normal dude.

The ability to know if a fruit is going to taste good just by holding it. Perhaps being able to experience the taste of it (when it ripens) by holding it. Perhaps also being able to tell peak ripeness. But that may be op. I’d settle for the first part.

Any species of insect of my choosing within 12 inches of my body instantly die and I can activate or deactivate this power at will.

Or the ability to be fresh out of the shower and perfectly dried off clean instantly whenever I choose.

The ability to mute any sound I hear. Baby crying, annoying hum, someone snoring, obnoxious drunk? Muted.

to instinctively know what a person wants.

The ability to not mind driving a car. Like whenever I need to drive somewhere, I just completely black out and my body drives perfectly while my mind is full out. Then my mind awakens as soon as I arrive hand have finished parking.

Shark hands, because it would be awesome

The ability to instantly make anyone stub their toe.

Apparently nobody here knows what a "small thing" is.

I'd want a pen or pencil to come out of my fingertip. Retractable, of course. I'm always looking for something to write with and never can find anything that works decently.

I want to be able to build an endless tower of blocks that will never fall over

The ability to know all of someone's usernames and passwords by only looking at a photo of their face.

The perfect ability in the modern age for a secret life as either vigilante or villain.

Kill every insect within 10 yards of me with a thought.

i could see lies

I could hold my poop indefinitely until I got home.