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Newsflash! Every beer bottle can be put in sand quite easily already.
Without a base, without a trace.
Tie a string around the top and launch it into someone's ass with a spud cannon. Rectal harpoon.
Then pull back with Scorpion line: Get over here!
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Hold my beer.... WAIT! NO!!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
Why would you want to put a bottle in the sand? Wouldn’t the sand just warm up the beer quicker?
In case you don't want it in your ass?
Why would you want to put a bottle in your ass? Wouldn’t your ass just warm up the beer quicker? Hmmm... although if I shove ice up their first...
Maybe the sand is hot? It's a situational decision.
Stupid sexy sand.
It's a good way to cool down in the summer heat.
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But what if you wanted that bit of extra texture
Yes, but I think the idea is that it won't tip.
edit: I'm more of a spirits guy, but I always thought rocking whiskey glasses were really cool. Apparently they were designed to house liquor or wine without spilling on a sailboat. I even have a decanter that goes with a similar tumbler set, though I have no idea where that is; still, always liked them. Obviously the sand temperature isn't an issue with them, though.
There is no way that story is true right? How would that be any way better than a normal wide glass with a low center of gravity? Those would be rolling back and forth all over a rocking boat.
Not sure whether it's true, exactly, but from my experience with tilting my glasses, they don't roll across a surface; they do rotate, or rock, but don't spill unless overfilled.
I never took mine on a sailboat, nor did I take any others, so I can't compare. However, I can say round bottomed cups are harder to spill than regular ones.
If you want to put it down for a moment
Why would you put your beer in the sand? It'll get hot quickly.
You also put water in the sand. As the water evaporates, the beer will grow a small beer-tree with 6-7 small beers you can harvest.
The sand can be cold. (am I the only one who goes to the beach in winter?)
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fun fact: people often go to the er from 'falling' onto objects like beer bottles and then getting them stuck, a friend of mine once sent me a picture of a closet in the hospital she works at that was filled with the objects people had 'fallen on'
Is that some kind of trophy room?? Why are they keeping them???
For the aroma.
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Don't put glass bottles up your ass, they can break. PET bottles, preferrably filled with water if thin walled, are more recommended as a crude DIY solution, but still have their own issues, like lacking a base, and still can break.
Whatever happened to putting a condom on produce? Cheap, infinite choice of shape and size and no sharp edges if it breaks
Doesn't the beer just get warm quickly in the sand?
It gets warm in your hand too
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Don't fuckin' tell me what to do.
Do not stick this bottle in your anus.
Why else would the tip be ribbed
I will not be suppressed.
And because:
Too late. And I'm not even that big on butt stuff!
Oh look at this guy lording over all the sand on the beach. I for one am an independent free thinker
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2025
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