I would like her to crack my head open like a watermelon.
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage
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Edit: Invidious link (cause I'm dummy)
No this is just a scheme to make fragile masculinities explode.
If you've never been with a muscle mommy you are missing out.
That's more like muscle sister smh my head
Get the fuck out of the closet already!
Have to admit this is pretty funny.
I'm not really into muscle mommies as i prefer them more feminine, but this one^1^ sure hits a balance...
^1^NSFW
lean beef is an absolute angel. What a fucking nerd
Its a representation of both my fear and desire for snu snu.
I mean, im a guy, im kinda gay, and omg muscle mommy ๐
Maybe there's something to this ๐ค
๐->๐ฆธโโ๏ธ/neuron activation
If being a man and being attracted to a good looking woman makes me gay, then I don't understand the logic, but apparently I am gay?
Translation:
โWhat do we have here? Somebody other than a straight white male working hard at something? Gaaaaaaay!โ
Straight white male here with miserable conservative family members who canโt handle the diversity in humanity.
(A man) Being attracted to women is so gay.
Well, it's definitely making me gay. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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