Because I don't need glasses.

Denial of my disability. Also, I mostly require prism correction, so at the right distance I get 8K from a 4K set.

Also, prism correction is kind of weird. Your brain deals with it (unless a lot of correction is required) until you get tired. For me, it's mostly noticeable late evening (image starts to separate into two) or if I'm staring at my computer monitor for a long time (eye/headache).

Because I’m tired of wearing them by the end of the day, and most of what’s on our household tv I’m not really watching anyway.

Also if I’m messing around on my phone, glasses need to be off b/c distance, and I’m not about to put them on/off every time I switch focus when I’m just trying to relax.

I will wear them if I’m watching something intentionally, though. Like a nature documentary or something with visuals worth appreciating.

Why do you think we got the bigass television in the first place?

Either the glasses are for reading or the person is in denial.

Is that really a thing? (I don't have TV nor contacts nor glasses, so I'm genuinely asking)