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[-] lauha@lemmy.world 84 points 6 days ago

This is just a metaphor for capitalism. Capitalism will literally kill the earth and suck the population dry just so a few can enjoy their lives.

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 33 points 6 days ago

You give Bethesda slop too much credit

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Friend did you play Skyrim?

I don't mean to be all "Bethesda slop good" but the story they're telling (outside the main quest) is pretty spot on regarding rampant racism and nationalism tearing apart a country already at the behest of a small cabal of criminals. Vampires living on a private island want to extinct the earth so they can hunt free for a couple years just spells it out even clearer.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

bethesda haters usually are just repeating phrases from ragebait youtubers

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

FR.

The only game of theirs that truly was allegorical and not simply cool for cool, edgy, or trying to squeeze in some hot topic buzz words and themes, was Morrowind.

And what it was allegorical to was basically a horned-up teenager's demented fantsies.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago

I mean a billionaire would literally attempt this if you told him that he would be the number one billionaire if he blocks the sun out.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm sure there was a Simpsons episode on this.

Edit: Yep

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 22 points 6 days ago

Not just a random episode, too - it's one of the plot points in Who Shot Mr Burns

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Fortunately our most handsome politicians came up with a cheap last minute solution!

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Meanwhile, in Legacy of Kain:

Vampires: Uh, boss? You corrupted the pillars of Nosgoth - which is great and all - but now the sun kinda/sorta doesn't work anymore. It's always dusk.

Kain: So what you're saying is that we vampires can move around freely. All the time. Excellent.

Vampires: Won't that eventually kill all the humans? Yanno, with no food and all?

Kain: ::shrugs:: Fuck 'em.

Did they need to eat humans in this lore?

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

IIRC, there were human survivors and hold-outs, but not many. Consequently, the vampire's numbers were also rather small in turn. It was all a slow-moving apocalypse.

Really, it's only just good enough of a backdrop for some really solid gameplay, set-pieces, and great voice-acting (well, for Soul Reaver anyway).

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago

Let's assume this is correct about surface plants needing the raw Magicka from the sun to live.

Blackreach is full of plants, many of which are edible, and receives no sunlight. Humanoids could just start farming the plants from Blackreach along with fungi. That should be enough to sustain a large enough population for Harkon and his court to feed on in their vampire paradise.

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm surprised Harkon didn't try to take Blackreach for himself. They're immune to Falmer poison, they can use their full power without sunlight, they're smarter and have access to invisibility, illusions, and charms.

In return he could have a country sized cavern, with at least two points of contact to Skyrim one either end, all the dwemer tech to hoard and use with their ancient knowledge. He could subjugate the falmer to be blood livestock, they're already crafted to be good slaves by the dwemer.

He could slowly build up a vampire/thrall/dwemer machine army right under Skyrim then wage war overnight. Could even use dwemer machines by day to maintain territory until you complete this master prophecy you have.

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Don't even need the invisibility and illusion underground, just get good at ventriliquism.

Fungi, for the large part, feed on vegetable matter

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 days ago

I mean, if you're going to force people into an underground cavern, why even have the extra step of blotting out the sun?

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[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

LOUD BLACKREACH NOISES

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

I've heard this one before...

[-] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Falmer do just fine without sunlight

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

And they taste terrible themselves I bet

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

New quest: uncover the mystery of the crimson nirnroot

[-] Zacryon@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Spoiler! I still haven't played through Skyrim.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago

A lesson in sorting out that backlog before buying any more games also Darth Vader is Luke's dad get wrecked

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