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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by phonics@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Journalist "I like long thoughts on the speech"

Dog "I like long walks on the leash"

Muscle Nerd "I like strong folks in my niche"

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[-] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

Patient with venous congestion: “I like long feeds of the leech

[-] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah the second line had kinky energy for sure.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I like a long string of beads between my cheeks

[-] phonics@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Bookie: I like the wrong horse on the cheap.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Henry V "Once more unto the breach"

[-] foggy@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

Girlfriend: I want longer cocks than your peen.

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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