Remember when Star Wars Shadows of the Empire came out on PC and apparently, it's been awhile so maybe I'm not remembering correctly, but you needed a special card for your keyboard to play it?

Yyyyyup.

I didn't switch to a USB optical/laser mouse until 2014

I’m fine how are dog you?

Seems that way. Where are the serial and parallel ports?

AST Research 286/12 with a 40 MB hard drive and amber monitor.