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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Oh.

Shit.

My job is computer

Fuck.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I'm literally computering at work right now.

Halp. Wat do

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Don’t

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh. Of course.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

Oh I think I will computer

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Don't

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 16 points 2 months ago

Please do not the computer

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 11 points 2 months ago

..ok, ok, I barely know 'er anyway

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~EU plug lol~~

The American mind cannot understand such beauty of the EU outlet

[-] dufkm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Was gonna say, first I thought it was the beautiful european Schuko plug and socket until I saw it lacks an earth connection. Must be the inferior (and deprecated?) CEE 7/1 contact.

[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a good idea.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Okay (until tomorrow then)

[-] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

How do I make this my career path

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Start by do not computering

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

But.. I just the computer. The entire computer. Is this bad?

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2025
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