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You can take it from my cold dead pincers (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 152 points 2 months ago

Might even call it a cargo cult.

[-] thekidxp@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago

Underrated joke

[-] marsza@lemmy.cafe 15 points 2 months ago

Wow. Nice.

[-] pwalker@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

it's called agile xD

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

🥁🐍

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

deprogrammer humor

[-] verstra@programming.dev 33 points 2 months ago

Report reason: I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

I do find it funny though :D

[-] Jestzer@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just realized that the 2 characters in the back of the truck originally aren’t there, and then they randomly appear. It’s in the original episode too.

[-] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I love little mistakes like that

[-] CsJ5NPkuvE@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

I'm trying to come up with a good pun how ownership and safety could have prevented this but..

use std::sync::OnceLock;

#[derive(Debug)] struct BrainCell { in_use: bool, }

static BRAIN_CELL: OnceLock = OnceLock::new();

fn get_brain_cell() -> &'static BrainCell { BRAIN_CELL.get_or_init(|| { println!("Allocating brain power... this might take a while."); BrainCell { in_use: true } }) }

[-] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

"You just don't understand strong typing" when the problem at hand is about lifetimes.

I'm glad the Rust compiler is super helpful, because the community isn't.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 2 months ago

I like how Bill and Boomhauer aren't in the truck in the first frame

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

Must be related to dat der "memory safety" they keep talkin bout.

[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

😸

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Would be better at illustrating Rust's cultiness if it were instead "Rust is not FP, you can opt out of it, and const by default is just good practice".

[-] Traister101@lemmy.today 25 points 2 months ago

I mean should const not be the default? I do want to mutate objects sometimes but usually I just need a view of it's state and not write access. It also makes mutable data a lot more obvious if whoever wrote the code your reading wasn't putting const on stuff they should have been. Seems like something all languages with const semantics should have done