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AS THE LEGENDS FORETOLD, THE AGE OF SHRIMP-MAN IS NIGH.
WITH THE INTELLIGENCE AND GENERAL APPEARANCE OF A MAN, AND THE COLOUR AND EXOSKELETON OF A SHRIMP, NO EVIL IN THIS WORLD IS KIGHTY ENOUGH TO STOP SHRIMP MAN.
Can FDA do something with Walmart or the US is this fixed on individual responsibility?
If you’re buying shrimp at Walmart, you kinda deserve what’s coming to you.
Walmart is a grocery store
You are being downvoted because you are a terrible person and you should be ashamed
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Came here to make this exact same comment. Yall, do not buy shrimp from Walmart lmao this was common sense 15 years ago
And if there are no other grocery stores in the area that sell shrimp at a similar price point?
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