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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 118 points 1 year ago

id be more excited for this if it wasnt adobe.. fuck adobe

[-] BaronVonBort@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

You get the dress but have to subscribe to Dress Cloud for $50/mo and if you decide to discontinue it the dress randomly turns into a 90s era WB shirt and locks itself that way until you re-up

[-] Bogasse@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

If you subscribe for a whole year it only costs 599$ !

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 109 points 1 year ago

Adobe: Pay $1699 yearly subscription or it will go transparent.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

Me, hacking Adobe and cancelling all subscriptions during the oscars: "You're welcome"

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago

That’s a cute dress. If I pirate it, will I get a Creative Cloud warning pop up when it dials home?

[-] Kerrigor@kbin.social 48 points 1 year ago

You have to subscribe or else it just goes transparent.

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

How can I cancel her subscription?

[-] deleted@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

CC.exe has stopped working.

Ok Report to Microsoft

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[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Just update your host file so it can't connect to adobe.com

[-] Chozo@kbin.social 75 points 1 year ago

"Hurry up, we're gonna be late for our reservation."

"Hold on, my dress has to install an update!"

[-] netburnr@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

I will wait until the gimp version is released

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] reflex@kbin.social 58 points 1 year ago

They gonna release an ad-supported version to turn you into a walking billboard?

[-] ansis@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Is it gold or blue I can't tell

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago
[-] krayj@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago

This article desperately needs video.

Here's the official video from Adobe. Bump to 45s into the vid to see the dress in action:

https://youtu.be/EvGquKkSFMM?si=_yo33O7N6VhFxYQO

[-] figaro@lemdro.id 9 points 1 year ago

Honestly lol what kind of absurd article doesn't include the video

[-] QHC@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That video is included in the article, it's just at the very bottom for some reason.

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[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago

you know you are talking to an engineer when they say

Non-emissive material with reflective light-diffuser modules

instead of "mirrors"

[-] huginn@feddit.it 7 points 1 year ago

I believe most mirrors can't turn their reflectivity on and off based on an electric current.

I could be totally wrong about mirrors though

[-] leftzero@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

You just haven't turned the current high enough.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Still no pockets though.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

And you can totally just throw it in the washing machine, right?

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Dry clean only of course

[-] Gregorech@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

It's like the dress Rorschach made his mask from in Watchmen.

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[-] Dope@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

For some reason I’m not super impressed with this. Looks too much like you’re wearing e-ink panels. Call me when these are fully functioning OLEDs that kinetically charge when you walk.

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Each one of those scales operates as an independent display, and coordinating them is quite a challenge. I'd be interested in knowing what is driving them, because it's surely not very portable.

[-] Petter1@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Powerbank backpack lol I guess you could go pretty small with hardware in these ARM days comming

[-] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

EInk and monochrome LCD Type Displays need very low power, because you only need a tiny bit to switch them from one side to the other, but none to keep it black or white.

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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

OMG she's wearing the same dress she wore last week! She just changed the design!

[-] nothing@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

And why do you want this?

Or was this a "We can build it so we did"?

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Because it’s awesome and also yes.

[-] ripcord@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

I miss when everyone wasn't super pessimistic about absolutely everything and it was ok to do things for these reasons

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[-] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the book The Diamond Age, where the clothes used nanotech to transform and become waterproof etc.

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[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Hey look its the prototype for Metal Gear Solid.

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