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[-] Omgarm@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

How much is this going to save per lap? I want to correct my clock.

I think we could shave off a couple of hours per day.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Let's take that out of the work day.

You know it won't be.

[-] open_world@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I sure wish I could double the length of my northeast region.

[-] DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

While also reducing the northwest?

Idk, that seems kinda lopsided to me...

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

It's missing the trucknuts (Hawaii) and hood ornament (Alaska) however.

[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

TIL Cyprus is the aerodynamically efficient America!

[-] Uninformed_Tyler@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Isn't the East the front? Is the earth driving backwards?

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

We are 100% the country that's looking to turn speeding tickets into felonies

[-] Lycerius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

America becomes Mega Cyprus.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Oregon and Florida are moving closer together in many areas these days .... I guess they are just trying to improve the national aerodynamics.

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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