I was expecting him to have groomed his iOS 17 phone for a year only to finally plug it in once the 18 update hits.

For people on the Ratatouille fan forums I like to think their kink is having somebody pulling their hair to control them during sex.

Alright so it's not literally ripped from the book or show, just fits in perfectly. I wish the title was more clear on this because now the title is wrong.

Also fuck that guy for his shitty opinion.

Instead of laughing he should have learned from their warnings.

Get a blue robe with stars on them. That is what all the fancy wizards wear.

This is why I preheat cows before I milk them.

Hey now, why don't we trust the court to fairly judge Trump.

.. Has Thomas accepted the 1 mil/year to fuck off already?

Pfft Linux can't even deal with a bit of rain. This is why I use my abacus.

Random breeds are better than pedigree stuff.

How many of those are productive hours? I hope there's at least 20 of doing fuck all.

You need 1 day to revive from work. This is why a 3 day workweek is good.

That is a good reason to fix a wall though.

Look at all these C# dev who don't know the witch hunts are starting in 2024.