Depilatory creams are your friend in that area.

Alternatively, don't be a shit poster. Did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

Careful with the bidet conversation. I saw someone on plebbit explain how they don't have to wash their hands after they take a shit because they have a bidet that washes and dries their asshole.

Okay, here's what you do. Just keep a small container of skin cream with you. when you are done your bisuness, apply a small amount to the toilet paper, and wipe until clean. it helps remove and moisturize at the same time. you would never need to but those non flushable wipes again.

Most teachers are women that do not need to worry about wiping a hairy ass. If school was taunt by men or nurses that wipe adult asses it would get mentioned.

Probably

There should be life tutorial for autists, with Buller points and shit. It would be much easier that way.