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Anon is a stoic (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 days ago
[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

That’s when you wrap your coworker’s cubicle in tin foil as a practical joke, right?

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

No, that is being foiled again.

Foilage it is when you cover a person in leaves.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Rats, foiled again. I woulda gotten away with it if it weren’t for you foiling kids!

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 6 days ago

My wife says it like that and it drives me crazy. But I get her back by pronouncing the L in salmon.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Rushdie?
I like to pronounce the "p" in "raspberry".

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

I pronounce both 'f's in giraffe

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

The correct response was “I thought you needed it more than me.”

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 10 points 6 days ago

I like "It's the future, that's not an insult anymore."

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Whenever I see this meme, think about Nihilists discussing Nietzsche.

Edit: Also, I'm one of them. I think I read about him for a few years before I said his name out loud in front of someone.

I'd pronounce his name like the Russian word for "no."

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

... is it not "neet-s'chay"?

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago

Can't be my gay card, left it at your dads. You must be the child he doesn't love.

[-] Mim@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

> break down and cry in the street

Not much of a stoic, are you anon?

[-] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

One hell of a stoike, though.

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

stoike I lol'd like a re'Tard

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2025
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