I mean, I love cardboard too. It is comfy somehow. It is nice to lay on, it has this comforting smell, it is surprisingly insulating... It is cheap and nobody cares if it breaks... It isn't toxic, it's not super bad for the environment, it decomposes. You can use it for tons of stuff, build forts out of, use as mouse mats, it's nice to draw on, it's a good impromptu trivet when you're a single living slob, or a great hand held fanner on hot summer days. It is both rigid and soft at the same time, it does what it advertises, it doesn't disappoint, it even makes kind of a satisfying sound when you rip it apart.

Damnit I just love cardboard, that's all I'm gonna say.