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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Hens don't need a rooster to lay eggs. Farm fresh eggs is a marketing term that means nothing. Take another shower and try again.

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

No—unless you’re eating eggs from your backyard hen, the eggs are unfertilized. Laying hens on commercial farms never even come into contact with roosters.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago

I grew up on a farm, you think I don't know what rooster cum tastes like?

[-] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

What farm? FarmVille on facebook?

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Oh no! Better eat bleached food because it should be best for us somehow.

[-] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org 1 points 6 months ago

I hate getting into this argument during sex. happens every time.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 months ago

When chickens have sex, they sort of just mash their holes together.

[-] railway692@piefed.zip 1 points 6 months ago

This one could've stayed in the shower.

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 points 6 months ago

Never mind the hen abortion.

[-] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You know thats what the egg white is right?

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure that's not true. But I'm not an egg-spert.

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2025
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