"Whenever I get lonely, I can just look at this hideous, disfiguring scar and think of you"
Spluh!
Shmeesh!
Gleesh!
This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.
Dr. Zoidberg said I should hold these for him while he's gone.
The one you posted is probably the best.
Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they "look in the box" and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy's always tickles me:
Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil... and shallow!
Amy A : I am not evil!
"so .. the orgy is off?"
”you’re getting a new car?”
Yeah, my parents said if I get all B’s they will buy me a bar, and I got all C’s.
I never understood that joke. What's an "aar"?
I think her parents thought there was no chance of her getting all As
“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.”
What's rent?
For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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